Feminist. The Beatles. Harry Potter. Stephen Colbert. Doctor Who. Downton Abbey. Team Starkid. Ravenclaw. Colin Firth. Michael Fassbender. History. Scotland. Netherlands. Flying. Learning.
me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
*backs up U-Haul into Olive Garden’s parking lot* i’m not leaving til this thing is FILLED with breadsticks