Twenty one.

The Beatles. Harry Potter. Colin Firth. Ravenclaw. Doctor Who. Michael Fassbender. Sherlock. Starkid. Stephen Colbert. Greg Proops. London. Beauty and The Beast. 1960's. Anything that catches my fancy.







the OOP heard around the world

The part that made me chuckle was the NY chapter of the ACLU. Like, “These pictures are nifty and all nice and neatly put together in this handy tag. Can y’all tag us so we’re in the loop? This is great for a class case- I mean class collection of pictures to show at a later date. Possibly in court.”

I’m in CA and totally on board for MyLAPD—two years ago they knocked on a door and when it opened shot a guy in the face. It was then determined they had THE WRONG ADDRESS

Of course, this would be terrible either way, since I’m sure the LAPD are not supposed to be hitmen. But they still killed a completely innocent person.


a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze)


one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

(Source: rutaskadis)